typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 


unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.


a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.


gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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chefgeofframsay:

missing-wall-e:

batched:

Me do not want the D

Me want the C

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this could confirm that you’re either hungry or a lesbian

or a college student who needs a gpa boost

(Source: batched)


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen


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grinningmoonlight:

indigosignora:

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A AUDIO POST JOKE

NOT EVEN ON MY OWN JOKES

(Source: indigosignora)


tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

(Source: petercapalldi)


AwkwardMarina - This Will Be The Day (A Capella)
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officialbluearmy:

eVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming