clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

image

(Source: sadfrogs)


buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell


beamiesbuddies:

ifwecansparkle:

someidiotontheinternet:

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

i think my blog is a cryhole

We actually keep this picture hanging up in our costume shop. If you have ever operated a sewing machine, this picture will speak to you on a spiritual level.

So true

beamiesbuddies:

ifwecansparkle:

someidiotontheinternet:

anangelofthetardis:

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

i think my blog is a cryhole

We actually keep this picture hanging up in our costume shop. If you have ever operated a sewing machine, this picture will speak to you on a spiritual level.

So true


witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.


captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)


(Source: mostly-perfect)


aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra



efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time


miaman:

im LAME