Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS
YES

finally an option that fits me
One day I will be a popular blog too
I just lost three followers
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
I could be… I could be good to you.